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var ar = new Array("You will actually be happy to get back to work today. You have a lot of energy and can be the most highly productive when you are focused on your research, communications, technology or paperwork responsibilities. You can literally turn mountains back into molehills.",
"If you have been waiting for a good day to ask for a raise, this is the day you are most likely to get up the courage. The outcome is not guaranteed, but you can get a lot farther than you may think if you focus on how much you have accomplished.",
"You may get a letter from someone who professes love, but they may be asking for a greater commitment than you are ready to give just now. If you are already committed, be careful about making any big or irrevocable changes with your romantic life today.",
"Sudden and dramatic changes are coming in your love life. A friend or associate could introduce you to a stranger from a far-off place who either triggers renewed romance in an existing relationship, or proves to be a potential love-mate themselves.",
"Your love life could get challenging today. Your significant other comes through as a bit cranky and unreasonable today. The truth is that they are having some troubles with their own family or are feeling that they must push you to move on a career opportunity.",
"If you are single, the workplace or a high-profile meeting could open doors to romance. You may still be too busy to do much about the new attraction, but the weekend is just around the corner. You can find a way to get together if you are both creative.",
"You can get a lot of work done around your home today. You may be considering a new renovation or addition to your home that could add to its value. If you rent, you may be purchasing something for the home that could add to your lifestyle and personal enjoyment.",
"If you are asked to share your religious or spiritual views, if you are asked an opinion about someone's sex life or finances, then okay, they asked for it, let them have it with both barrels. If not - hold your silence, no matter how hard that may be.",
"You may not be able to help yourself where it comes to being politically incorrect today. The place you have to be the most careful is with family members, especially older people who have strong political ideas and heavily moralistic attitudes.",
"You may find that a lecture or class is getting more interesting, especially if you are learning about alternative health care or holistic treatments. You have an opportunity to learn something that could dramatically improve your health or lifestyle.",
"You will find yourself wrapped up in someone else's social melodrama if you are not careful. Gossip is the road to ruin for you right now. Remember the old cliché, mom used to say, if you can't say anything nice, then keep your big mouth shut.",
"Everyone in the workplace seems to need more coffee this morning. Their attention is elsewhere. You don't mind too much though because you want nothing more than to crawl under your desk and have a nap. Don't worry, it is only one day and everyone could use the mental break.",
"Friends and companions will bring more challenges and today. An older friend may suggest that it is a good idea that you restrict your lifestyle or get more exercise. Remember that even though they may lack tact, they actually do mean it with love.",
"Friends and companions bring equal amounts of joy and challenge today. You may find that you are getting a lot of invitations to expensive gatherings or holiday events today. Focus on your personal priorities today, don't get side tracked.",
"Friends and companions will be acting oddly today. You may want to keep a low profile at a party or get-together. Avoid hot-button topics like sex, politics, finances and religion, because everyone is wound just a little too tightly right now.",
"If you are involved in a dispute, try to negotiate a win-win settlement. You may have an opportunity to build your financial future with the quiet assistance of someone who wears a uniform, or who works as an official or authority figure of some kind.",
"If the cops come calling asking for donations to a charity, be generous. You may be a little impulsive and driven today. Your subconscious mind is driving you to push for changes and adjustments in relationships.",
"You may be the center of attention today, especially around your family and friends. Someone may be concerned about your health or lifestyle and may work a little too hard to convince you to make some lifestyle changes. Remember, they are saying they love you!",
"No matter what happens today, things are not likely to be settled or stable, so if you make a personal faux pas, don't worry. Not much that happens today will have a lasting impact. If you decide to get a makeover today you can rest assured you will be revisiting the salon soon.",
"You could be having a \"me first!\" kind of day and other people could accuse you of being lazy and self-indulgent. So? Everyone needs a day or two off now and then. Whether you feel like throwing your feet up or heading for a private drive, it's your day. Make the most of your free time.",
"Your intuition is going to tell you that someone has been pulling a fast one. You need to listen to that inner voice, because it could save you from losing a lot of money to some smooth talker who is taking advantage of your generosity or trusting nature.",
"Sharing your wisdom and experience with others regarding finances and investments could turn out to bring back rewards you did not expect. You may find money today, just be careful where you spend it, especially on impulsive entertainments.",
"There will be wonderful news and exciting possibilities coming your way through different forms of communication. You could be getting a lot of phone calls, emails or letters that contain information about the past that will be a benefit to your future.",
"Don't worry if you put your foot in your mouth today, nothing bad will come of it. Conversely though, it may well be that a big presentation you deliver just doesn't get the point across. You may have to deliver it again at a future date when the bigwigs can pay attention.",
"Don't proselytize on behalf of your religion or spiritual beliefs today, especially not to friends or companions or people in large groups. You will find that you tend to pick the crowd least likely to be receptive to your \"pitch\". If you need to share, aim yourself at the \"choir\" - the converted will be supportive.",
"There is a family celebration coming and you are likely hearing about it or will be planning for it soon. Someone has won an award or there is a creative event coming up soon where they can showcase their special talents. If you want to have fun, take some kids outside to do some crafts.",
"You may find that there is more value in your home than you thought. It could be property values are rising, there is home equity, or, if you are renting, you may be able to negotiate a better deal in an upcoming lease renewal. There is good news from family members too, someone may be getting a new job.",
"If you are making plans for a trip, vacation or even an outing to the local park soon, avoid settling on the details or scheduling plans today if you can. Someone will cancel or change their plans at the last minute, and the whole thing may have to be sorted through again at a later date.",
"There are big changes coming in your lifestyle. Unusual changes in your love life, diet or exercise schedule could lead to powerful and positive changes in your well being. You may find there is an alternative healthcare option that involves an unpleasant-tasting herb.");
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