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var ar = new Array("You'll get good money news today. It may be a good idea to keep it under wraps for a little while. Others may not see all the hard effort you have been putting in to get where you are going. That could lead to obstructive behaviour or attitudes.",
"You'll come up with new creative ways to make some extra money. That will brighten both the investment and financial picture and lift your mood. You may feel more like celebrating this evening, and your partner would love a night out.",
"Money makes the world go around, and you'll be dizzy today. You may be entertaining multiple job offers, a promotion, bonus or raise. You and do need to work out a budget, however, because despite the good news, it appears you are spending outside your means.",
"Avoid the telephone in the morning if possible. Wait until the evening if you have important calls to make. People who want to avoid you in the morning are eager to get in touch this evening. That \"call-waiting\" feature may come in handy tonight.",
"This could be a great day to go back to pen and paper.  You may find computers and electronic devices are slow, unstable, and downright unhelpful.  This is not the best day to install new computer hardware, networking, or to buy new communications devices.",
"You may be looking into buying a new computer, cell or cordless phone today. You seem to have worn out the phone or Internet connection with many back and forth calls or emails the last little while. If you are buying a computer, get one that has a big hard drive!",
"Family secrets will come out in shocking and surprising ways today. Even though some of them may pose difficult challenges, you will ultimately find that the small wave of chaos they unleash sweeps you all to a much better, happier and more loving place.",
"Family members will bring you stress or worries today. Someone has joined some group, club or social clique that has everyone else concerned or in an uproar. You are the least clear of all, so avoid making any critical comments until the dust has settled.",
"You may be having a bit of a down moment because you can't get to some favored recreational, sporting or entertainment distraction, but the delay is temporary. There will be other options. If you are a parent, this is not a good day to push the kids about their grades.",
"You'll have a wonderful idea for a \"get away and play\" event, and you could find, especially if you are single, that you are the centre of attraction all of a sudden. Your love life is heating up along with your libido. The timing is right - get out and show your stuff.",
"You feel anxious and over-energetic today. You may be considering taking up an extreme or unusual sport, but do be careful not to over-do it right now. If you are suddenly motivated to get moving, do a lot of stretching, and see your doctor before you push the envelope.",
"You will be greatly tempted to play hooky from your household chores today. Your energies are a little scattered, and focusing yourself on the daily grind will be an effort. Once you do regain your focus some exciting ideas will bubble up to the surface.",
"You have an opportunity to make up with your significant other over an old hurt or misunderstanding today. If you feel the need to share, be careful how you choose to do so. Instead of saying \"I forgive you,\" you might have a better reception by starting with \"Maybe I was wrong too.\"",
"If you are still single, this could be an incredibly lucky moment in the history of your love life. There are people with great potential coming into your life. These are new relationships with the possibility of long-term benefits both as lovers and companions.",
"You and your partner could have disagreements about sports or recreational activities. Maybe you want to go to a football game and your partner wants to go to the gym. Compromise - agree to switch preferences on a later date if you get your way today.",
"Trust your feelings. You may be experiencing some strange changes, doubts or insights about your religious or spiritual beliefs are leading you down a new and to you, untraveled path. You may find that your creative talents provide an unexpected spiritual outlet.",
"You have some financial aspects that speak of business opportunities and the possibility of greater prosperity, but they also speak of impulsive over-spending. Be careful to avoid any large purchases that could come back to haunt you later on.",
"You may be offered a once in a lifetime opportunity today. If you are a writer or are involved in the communications business, sharpen your pencils and get out that resume, you have a chance to get published today. Don't listen to a doubting Thomas in your family today.",
"You desperately want to escape, to travel, to get away from your responsibilities, and there may be a good opportunity if you are willing to take some chances. Just try not to be too impulsive when you are making plans. Slow down, take your time.",
"You have less patience for commuting detours or roadblocks today. You are in an all-fired hurry to get from one place to another, and the faster you rush madly about, the longer it is going to take. Take your time, leave early, take along a relaxing CD.",
"An apparent setback may prove to be an opportunity in disguise. Since it may be a difficult day for you to get your message across to others, it could be a good idea to take some time out for some mental \"R&R\". Don't try to push things if the timing is not right.",
"You may find that your creative skills or a concept you have learned through spiritual studies could be a source of prosperity or improved productivity. Your creative talents will be needed today, and an idea you come up with could lead to money.",
"Friends and companions will have you on the phone a lot today. The gossip lines are burning up with information about a friend or sibling and their hot new romance. Your own love life could be getting hot too, but you'll want to keep that under your hat.",
"A friend or companion could drop by to invite you to an unexpected outing at some kind of recreational or entertainment event. It may turn out to be challenging as well as fun, though. Your mind is highly creative and active today.",
"A friend is in danger of having his or her ears boxed right now. You are sick and tired of watching them shoot themselves in the foot, and no longer want to be their designated \"shoulder\". A little tough love may be hard to deal out today but it may be the only way to wake them up.",
"A secret could be revealed today that opens the doorway to career and social opportunities. Listen to the older people in your social circle, who know how to make important connections. You may overhear something while networking or gossiping that leads to positive changes.",
"You have incredible ideas today that seem to come from some extraterrestrial channeled source, they are so outside your normal way of thinking. Give them a chance to percolate and develop. You may find they are not as crazy as they seem at first.",
"Keep your opinions to yourself if you value your rung on the corporate ladder. You could anger or upset an important authority figure if you are too blunt, assertive or politically incorrect in your opinions. Spend some time on yourself instead, and have a little time to relax.",
"If you are looking to improve your financial situation, avoid the malls and playgrounds. You know the ones. The places where you shell out big bigs to have a moderately good time. Instead, find a way to bring your family together in household chores, surprisingly you'll enjoy that more.");
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