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var ar = new Array("That \"bad influence\" proposes more fun today, and this time, you actually have the time, money, or energy to play along. You do deserve some playtime, and will find ways to get it without breaking the bank, or any promises to your significant other.",
"You could make a big splash from public speaking, writing or publishing right now. Coworkers may be jealous of your success if you come across as bragging. When you announce your good news, new people suddenly find you very attractive, but old friends are likely to be jealous.",
"You will share information and advice with friends today. The most likely topic of conversation will center around alternative health care, vitamins, and holistic lifestyle choices. You may be considering attending a lecture or seminar soon.",
"Your intuition could help you resolve a sudden challenge in a way that improves your life and self-esteem. The challenge will be to accept new ideas that force you to confront some long-held anxieties or issues from your childhood or teenage years.",
"You may be asked to take on an envied position at your church, mosque, or synagogue, but you may face jealousy from others who covet the role. Want to earn some major long-term Brownie Points, not just a short-term responsibility you can\'t really manage anyway? Step aside gracefully and give the nod to old Green Eyes.",
"Someone weaving a magic spell at a holistic store has very nearly got you convinced that their magic snake oil can cure almost anything - but if you check into it from an unbiased source you may find there are additives or side-effects you don\'t like.",
"Wonderfully romantic aspects turn up in your chart today. You are attractive, dynamic and sexy. People will make comments on your appearance. You have opportunities to make new friends, and your love life is heating up nicely. Get out tonight and shake your bootie.",
"That new leadership role you are thinking of assuming could turn out to have financial strings attached. You could get lucky and be voted treasurer of your favorite club, but you may also find out that the cupboard is bare, and you are the one in charge of the next fundraising drive.",
"Listen to your intuition, It is telling you that so-called \"good deal\" is really nothing but smoke and mirrors. You need to be very practical and hard-nosed with your spending decisions today, because any shiny, pretty and impractical toy can turn your head.",
"You have a real lucky charm hiding in your astrological chart right now. You can use your influence with others in the workplace to push for bigger budgets, more responsibility, more control over working conditions that are important to your well being.",
"The phone, email and fax machines will be buzzing with energy today. You might find that you have unexpected interruptions, breakdowns of electronic equipment, but overall there is an upbeat, excited mood. You may find that the commute is a bit challenging, though.",
"Not the best day to plan to sit behind a computer punching keys. The pesky device will seem to have a mind of its own. The rest of the scene at home is a lot more peaceful, but it might be a little dull. You may get a call from an older relative.",
"Family members are acting a little strange or confused today. You have a hard time communicating with them, unless you keep to relatively safe topics. You may have some ideas to improve someone\'s health, but wait until you are asked before you offer advice.",
"It doesn\'t matter what your family thinks today, there are just too many romantic opportunities to pass up. You may find yourself involved with a partner that your family disapproves of but you\'ll enjoy yourself immensely if you allow yourself to follow your heart.",
"Family members are challenging to your sense of well being right now. They are demanding, contrary and unpredictable. You want to escape them in the privacy of your home or workplace, but find there are annoying distractions there too. Don\'t worry, this will soon pass.",
"Art, music, film or drama could play a special role in your day today. You may find a TV show or movie to be just the escape you needed to lift your spirits up and reconnect you to your own creativity. Don\'t go too far out on a limb with a creative project.",
"You will really feel a strong need to take time off from personal chores and work duties to \"recreate\" yourself today. Plan for some time spent with sporting or playful physical activity that gets you out of the house and far away from the office.",
"There is some truth in the notion that there are more important things in life than money. You are about to discover that in the workplace, money sometimes is just about the least important thing. There are spiritual and emotional rewards to work that may be worth more than you are being offered.",
"A friend or association could help you decide what to do in regards to a long-standing work-related health problem. They may merely offer assistance at home that helps you focus better on your chores or responsibilities, or take the form of a co-worker pushing for a stronger union or better contract.",
"Someone who brings you bad news at work today will likely annoy you, and you are on a short fuse to begin with. Don\'t shoot the messenger. You are going to need their help to sort the mess back into some semblance of normalcy. Someone\'s budget needs a major overhaul.",
"You give up. No matter what you say or do, it seems you are being misunderstood right now by just about everybody. So you are tempted to sneak quietly into a corner and suck your thumb. But that won\'t help. It does not hurt for you to think things through a bit, but don\'t give up on your own needs.",
"Still single? Shame. Doesn\'t have to be that way you know. If you get yourself out and in the public eye today there is no telling what can happen. Try talking to attractive strangers about the weather. Open your mind and heart, and you will be surprised what walks in.",
"Your energies turn to spiritual matters. You may be drawn to meditation or prayer groups, or attend spiritual lectures or seminars soon, because you have developed a sudden interest in the great mysteries of life. You may discover you have some psychic or mystical talents.",
"If you are worried about your future you cannot escape those concerns by booking a flight to Aruba on your credit cards. You may find much greater comfort right now by sitting down with a financial or spiritual advisor than sitting on a beach. Granted, the latter idea will have greater appeal.",
"If you are having money problems, seek out an older employer, supervisor or client for advice. They will know something or point something out that will seem obvious in hindsight. You will have to do some juggling to make the cash flow work in your favor.",
"You and your spouse or partner could use a little playtime together. A class, lecture or seminar in some kind of creative hobby or self-improvement concept could work wonders on your mood and energy. A dancing class that gets the body moving would be ideal.",
"Your mind is on fire today, full of brilliant and creative ideas. Your energy is high, and you have some innovative insights that could help you a lot. Trust your instincts today, especially where it comes to what to wear and how to dress. It matters.",
"A party or social invitation may look like a chore, and there may be some truth to that assessment. But you will find it leads to career benefits or improved conditions in your personal life. Don\'t be too picky about where you go today, let your intuition be your guide.",
"You have a wonderful opportunity to make some new friends today. You may be invited to join a club or group of people who share your interests in the arts or music. You will feel that these people are important to your future even if you are not sure why yet.");
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