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var ar = new Array("You will likely be the centre of attention amid a large group of people today. You may be tempted to blow your own horn just a little too much. A true leader does not have to broadcast their presence, they simply inspire followers. You will find that if you are more subtle today, you'll be more effective.",
"You have a serious \"look\" about you today, but where it comes to adventure you are all fun and games. You may be starting up a serious sporting event or club in your community, and could take a leadership role in your social circle.",
"You will be getting a bit of an ego boost today. Recent changes in your clothing, hairstyle, weight or appearance will be getting noticed. You are high in the \"magnetic attraction index\" today. Your attitude or value system could be changing as a result. Suddenly it is a different world.",
"You will encounter unusually lucky experiences today. While a win big on the lottery is unlikely, more than a few members of your sign will be the recipients of small gambling wins, sweepstakes prizes, and good numbers of you are likely to find money in the laundry basket.",
"It may seem you have as much money going out as coming in today. You may experience problems with communications equipment such as the Internet, telephones, fax machines and even postal communication. You may have to redo some of your daily paperwork today.",
"It would not be funny right now if I told you someone broke into your bank account and spent all your money on foolish presents that were not wanted by the recipients. It would be even less funny if it turned out it was you who did it! You need to keep your objectivity today.",
"You may have to make some quick changes to your budget. An upcoming trip or vacation may have to be rescheduled. You'll be happy with a new project that makes you busy, and brings in more money and better financial opportunities in the long run.",
"You may find that it is a little challenging to communicate with others right now. Expect the unexpected, and keep your sense of humor handy. Those people that you can actually get a hold of will seem to be vacant, distant challenged by things outside of your control.",
"Family members are acting a little weird today. If you are looking for a cause, it has something to do with some disinformation someone picked up while they were reading or surfing the Internet. They feel insecure and their actions come out of loving but worried concern.",
"Today may end up being all about family values and the role they play in your life. This is the \"real thing\", not a vague concept expounded by pundits. You will come to realize how blessed you really are. Not all of your friends are so lucky. One could come to you seeking advice about a dysfunctional relationship.",
"If you are a parent it is play day today but you just don't feel like getting off the couch. Once you drag yourself outside you'll find that you enjoy yourself a lot more than you thought you would. If you are not a parent, you may find it hard to get started on your own hobbies.",
"You may have something of a dispute to mediate between a friend and a relative. There may be controversies involving children, after-school activities, schedules, and timetables. Someone you know thinks they have a creative talent but needs a lot more practice.",
"If you are offered a new job, or if someone in the workplace is talking about big changes today, take everything with a gigantic grain of salt. Chances are not much will change as a result of promises that are made today. You may find that for every chore you clear off your desk a new one replaces it.",
"You have lots of energy and passion for getting the job done today. You have some interesting and creative ideas for organizing your workspace, but you may be interrupted a lot by chaotic coworkers or family members who seem to have an agenda of their own.",
"Expect good news from the significant other, but bad news from the office or workplace today. Your partner may be feeling strongly playful and you could be forced to stay late to work on some boring and pointless paperwork. You will be able to sneak away just in time, though.",
"Invest in some time together with your partner. You may find it pays off with unexpected rewards. You will have a lot of energy today and want to spend it on your loved ones - your significant other is the one crying out with the most desperate need for your attention.",
"You may hear unexpected news about your partner's heath or working conditions. The two of you may have to juggle schedules or work out some kind of budget that allows your partner to take a slower track in the corporate rat race. You are both a little burned out right now.",
"Family members are supportive of your ideas, but your friends may be wondering if you recently got abducted by space aliens or something. They just \"don't get it\". Don't spend any time trying to convince them, just do your thing - they will catch up with you eventually.",
"The work you have done lately to bring your family members together seems to be paying off right now. Everyone suddenly seems to \"get it\", and there is a lot more compassion and understanding. Someone you love may be ill, and you can help them recover.",
"Trust your intuition where it comes to a relationship with a close friend. You may want to reach out and help someone who is struggling, but money has this way of coming between friends. Make sure that any expectations are outlined clearly up front before you open your wallet.",
"You may find that the traffic is a little chaotic in places today. You'll be going along nicely then you turn a corner into an unexpected construction delay. Keep the local \"traffic and weather\" radio station turned on, especially if you are in a hurry today.",
"There may soon be a wonderful opportunity to travel, to go back to school, or simply to get some \"alone time\" with a good book and some soft music. You will have a warm, soft energy about you right now. If you are a parent, your children could use some quality time.",
"Your boss could call you in at the last minute to take action on an important new project. It is likely to be a lot of work. Make sure that there is some quid pro quo for the extra hours or responsibility that you will be taking on. You deserve the recognition.",
"You are facing a challenging decision about your career future. Do you bet the farm on a risky gamble, or stick with something you have grown out of? If you are feeling bored, you may find it hard to step outside a rut right now. You do need a challenge.",
"You will be trying out some kind of alternative health care product or service, and it could turn out that someone important to your social connections needs to know about it. Share the idea and experience. Just be aware that it may not work for everyone as well as it did for you.",
"You catch a break from the workload today due to the thoughtful ideas of a good friend. They may pop by at lunch with a \"doggie bag\" or offer to drive you to or from work, or baby-sit your kids this evening so you can get some time out. Someone will recommend a good book today.",
"If you want to make the best use of that burst of creative, playful energy you'll have today, make some time to get together with an old friend who could use some cheering up. Look for someone within your circle of family, friends or associates who shares your spiritual faith. They need support.",
"You will feel tense and uncertain today. If you don't know why, it may be because you are experiencing a subconscious \"flashback\" to a time long ago where you had an unhappy experience. Focus on what you have now, and your mood will improve.",
"You have an opportunity to tell a friend what you really think today - don/'t hold back! You have wanted to tell them how you admire their strength and courage, or other good qualities, but have been afraid to speak up. They really need to hear it now.");
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